I am the Fat Ass Biker,

Yep, that's what I said.

I'd rather be riding my bike,

than laying in a big ole bed!

Dah hah, dah hah, dah hah hah, hah hah hah...

I am the Fat Ass Biker,

I took the Motorcycle Saftey Course.

I did it cause when I'm riding,

there's always more than just one horse.

Dah hah, dah hah, dah hah hah, hah hah hah...

I am the Fat Ass Biker,

I always wear a helmet on my head.

Cause in the course they taught me,

better off safe than dead.

Dah hah, dah hah, dah hah hah, hah hah hah...

More verses to be added as we grow older....one day maybe I'll even set it to music and let it play...

You can sing that to the tune of the "Rappin' Duke"...if you call that singing.

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